1) Blog spammers, flip off and stay away!
2) Weird automated tweeple, go and stay away!
3) Tweeple whores, stop stalking me!
4) Craigslist scammers, stop preying on poor, unemployed people!!
5) Inspiration, I had you the other day. What happened? What did I do wrong? Come back!
That's all. Is that too much to ask?